bzarcher | Sep. 7th, 2002

Sep. 7th, 2002

( Star Wars is better with pants )

Found these this morning on a random sweep of the web. Gotta love them.

Current Mood: amused

I always knew I was a fairly kinked person. But I'm realizing I may be moreso than I thought.

( Since I know there are things people are better off not knowing. )

Current Mood: contemplative

Well, I'm not sure about the masturbation, but the rest is frighteningly accurate...

My College Is:

	Wooster College
	Students at Wooster College are very studious.
	Students at Wooster College masturbate a lot.
	40% of freshmen are slaves.
	Booze is the drug of choice.
	The average GPA is 3.25