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Mmm...writing again from an idea that won't get out of my head. Yes, it's pretty naughty. No, I'm not sure if it really qualifies for one of the 'naughty' communities I'm in, so I'm just putting it here.

( Nocturne )

Mmm. Yes, I am just a bit in a mood of late.

Figures that I now have to go out into the freezing cold for 6, 7 hours. *eyeroll*

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Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is:116
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 6.21 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There's good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you are non compos mentis. Although that does imply a debilitating level of madness, it also means you have a built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy shit you do. (Please note: the assessments of the SaniTest(TM) have absolutely no weight in any court of law.) Others who scored at this level include former secretary of state Alexander Haig, beloved Spanish ventriloquist Se–or Wences, and popular physicist Richard Feynman.

SaniTest is here.

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Now is the Winter of our discontent, made glorious Summer by this...son of York.
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our House in the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our sterm aularums turned to merry meetings; Our dreadful marches to delightful measures...
But I, that am not shap'd for sportive tricks, nor made to court an amorous looking-glass...
Why, I, in this weak-piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time...
Richard III, act I, sc. I

I feel...unfulfilled.
I feel bored.
I feel...alone.

I miss her, and things seem...empty. Like nothing quite satisfies tonight. Not even the Bard gives solace.
I keep returning to poor Richard...maimed and bitter bastard.

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On Samurai Jack and its guest stars: The only thing cooler than The Scotsman is The Scotsman's Wife.

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Hrm. More I'm thinking:

Unless by some miracle my family is cool enough to get me a new set of Bokken for my birthday, I should buy myself a set with the money I'll probably end up with.

(Note: Yes, you're all my friends, and yes, I know you're cool enough to do this. But I don't expect any of you to get me stuff. Ya'll have better things in your lives to spend money on than me.)