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Jul. 4th, 2003
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Jul. 4th, 2003 02:21 pm
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What Kind Of Program Are You? (WARN: ADULT)
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Guess I can't argue, there.
So I went to a BBQ with a bunch of people from work, at one of John's friends.
They had a propane grill being used for the veggie-burgers....and a massive charcoal Weber sitting idle.
"Where's the hotdogs? Where's the burgers?"
Host: "Oh. Um. I don't know how to do a good charcoal fire."
....
How can you live in America and say that? What th' fuck?!
So I ended up making the charcoal fire of GODLINESS, and cooking meat for the whole evening. However, at a half-hour until fireworks were to start in the large park behind his home.....
"Fireworks got canceled."
"What?"
"Apparently the thunderstorm early this morning killed the fireworks computer."
"Well, damn."
So I am home, after displaying that I am still a Grill Mastah.
They had a propane grill being used for the veggie-burgers....and a massive charcoal Weber sitting idle.
"Where's the hotdogs? Where's the burgers?"
Host: "Oh. Um. I don't know how to do a good charcoal fire."
....
How can you live in America and say that? What th' fuck?!
So I ended up making the charcoal fire of GODLINESS, and cooking meat for the whole evening. However, at a half-hour until fireworks were to start in the large park behind his home.....
"Fireworks got canceled."
"What?"
"Apparently the thunderstorm early this morning killed the fireworks computer."
"Well, damn."
So I am home, after displaying that I am still a Grill Mastah.