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Now, this is interesting.

Apparently, for the Intern Guide they're producing, all of this years interns are required to produce a minimum 55 word biography. So. I'm torn between sarcastic and serious, and even more....I'm kinda fascinated with the idea of having you guys write one.

So. You guys care to take a crack at it? Just leave them in the comments. Even if I don't use them, I'll be amused!

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So. Here's my amalgam for the Intern bio. Gimme some thoughts!

Rocketed to Earth from a dying planet...No, too predictabe. Bitten by a radioactive RAM chip...No, been used. Chosen for a secret government experiment to create the perfect technical support personnel, and injected with the Super-Techie Serum by the secretive task force...No, they'd never believe it. Matt is a helpful troubleshooter dedicated to helping make computers more accessible to people. Or at least to fix the problems that he finds. A recent COW graduate with an honors degree in History, he enjoys being part of the campus community, and has taken part in Wooster activites ranging from the Wooster Chorus to shattering demonically possessed flying soda cans with a LART mk I axe handle.

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http://www.gameskins.com/cgi-bin/cp-app.cgi?&pg=prod&ref=gssh036

I need this in 3X. Oh. Yes. I'll wear it every time I go to EB.