This amuses me.

Today was really fun.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week's lottery numbers.

Dy'arrrharrharrharr.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Why it can suck to be good at your job:

Somehow I've managed to clear my calendar of all appointments save one, close all my open call records, and wipe my queue clean of trouble tickets.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL AFTERNOON?!!?

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!!!!!

TekSystems just called. I've got an interview with the client (Progressive) tomorrow afternoon!

I'll be hitting Wal-mart tonight to get a new tie and some thread to fix the bottom button on my suit.

I will get this job.

See, avylin, I read your journal!

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Ever have one of those moments where all the work is finished, and you've technically clocked out, but you just can't quite make yourself leave the desk? Yeah.

Making myself get up, now, and going to Wal-mart.

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Get Equipped with: BLACK SILK TIE! (Even if it is a clip-on.)

Also looking at some apartment groups these guys have deals with for lowered rent, waived deposits, etc. They've got one in Berea that would be a bit of a commute, but OTOH, it's a NICE price for rent. ($399, fully furnished, for a studio, or $555 for a fully furnished 1 bed, 1 bath, with utility room and washer/dryer hookups.) A similar place with slightly lower prices is availible in Elyria. (In fact, the 1 bed, 1 bath is only $420 a month, and I tink I like the floorplan better.) Or Bedford, with slightly higher rent.

Now, the question I have is, I've no idea what the commute to Mayfield is from those areas. Can anyone help?

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Yeep!

naufiel, I'm a moron and forgot you were at seder when I pinged you on IM to ask questions about Marsol. Please forgive for interrupting that, if it caused a problem.