Why it can suck to be good at your job:

[bzarcher]

Somehow I've managed to clear my calendar of all appointments save one, close all my open call records, and wipe my queue clean of trouble tickets.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL AFTERNOON?!!?

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[joriel.livejournal.com]

Watch anime.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't at work...

[joriel.livejournal.com]

Download, and watch anime. Get the boss and coworkers into it. Spread the addiction. *laughs*

[mithikall.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say play video games, but as an extension of the other comment, watch hentai (for pointers). *grin*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Except I already KNOW how to use my tentac....er. Um.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Work on the plot and/or other clean parts of your soon to be porno empire?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

We'll see. I might at least rig up a community.

[remliel.livejournal.com]

If the above doesn't work, try playing some ADOM or NetHack. ;)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Ooo.

[illian.livejournal.com]

Set up a complicated and highly dubious smuggling operation of questionable legality?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...

But how am I supposed to train stoats in here?

[illian.livejournal.com]

Stoically?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I suppose I would have to be.

[muttnik.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! How about my job? I could use a nap.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Fly me to Chicago. :D I'll trade.

[sillyfox.livejournal.com]

I'll be more than happy to forward my phone calls to you! :D

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I dunno if they'd like the answers I gave 'em... ;D

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Don a costume of mostly primary colors.
Refer to everyone else as 'citizen'.
Fight crime in the office.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Interesting concept...

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

These suggestions are all way better than mine.

I was just gonna say 'masturbate', but.

--S.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

This would also not go over so well with my officemates. :D Not to mention the window in front of my desk.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say the same, but phrase it as the following:

fapfapfapfapfapfap

*Smiles*

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

Don't we have a project we're supposed to be working on darling?

Hmmm.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That's true. Just not sure if I will totally be in the writing mindset here.

But perhaps...

*Kiss*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Check your email.

[buschap.livejournal.com]

You could give my guys a hard time while they're over there depositing an old iMac, if you see this in time.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Didn't see them, I'm afraid.