OK, that's hilarious.

From an article about the lack of coverage for the OSU game next week:

Zeno’s Victorian Village gets good crowds on game days, but it subscribes only to Time Warner. Owner Dick Allen said he’s holding out hope that an arrangement will be made before next Saturday.

And if not?

"I guess we’ll listen to the radio, drink heavily and imagine it," he said.

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