...whut?

Dear Tampa Bay Lightning fans.

Prepare to Suck.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

With all the "fun" we had with Doug as President / GM / Head Coach / El Presidente Magnifico, I can't wait to see how he runs Tampa into the ground.

"Neon Jello Evangelist, or whatever the -fuck- they're talking about!"

Wow, this guy -does- pretty much sound like the live action Spider Jerusalem.

NSFW, unsurprisingly, but entertaining.