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Feb. 3rd, 2003 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcherI worked in Lowry Center most of the later afternoon. I didn't expect to come face to face with ultimate temptation. I worked until 5, so I just popped into the truck stop to get some stuff to heat up rather than go to a full dinner, because I just wanted to get home and unwind. So I got some vegetarian Just Add Water chili (quite good!), some chips, some coke, and then I made the mistake of passing the freezer...
It stood there. Waiting. Looking for me.
Ben and Jerry's Brownie Batter
Brownie. Batter.
Brownie. Freaking. Batter. Ice. Cream. It looked at me, and I heard it call to me in the same voice that Galadriel uses when Frodo's offering her the ring.
All Shall Love Me And Despair....
I bought it. Couldn't resist that dark power. But I was able to put it in my freezer....
I can feel it looking at me from the freezer.
I don't know if I will be able to hold out until later tonight.
Pray for me. I must be strong.
It stood there. Waiting. Looking for me.
Ben and Jerry's Brownie Batter
Brownie. Batter.
Brownie. Freaking. Batter. Ice. Cream. It looked at me, and I heard it call to me in the same voice that Galadriel uses when Frodo's offering her the ring.
All Shall Love Me And Despair....
I bought it. Couldn't resist that dark power. But I was able to put it in my freezer....
I can feel it looking at me from the freezer.
I don't know if I will be able to hold out until later tonight.
Pray for me. I must be strong.
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Date: 2003-02-03 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 02:57 pm (UTC)Can I have some?
*evil grin*
Date: 2003-02-03 02:57 pm (UTC)I have no fear of such evil temptations. I will keep the ice cream in the freezer....mine ouw, of course.
*knows the way to Wooster*
Re: *evil grin*
Date: 2003-02-03 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 03:11 pm (UTC)Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Zen Archer on his dark throne
In the Land of Freezer where the Ice Cream lies.
One Flavor to rule them all, One Flavor to find them,
One Flavor to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Freezer where the Ice Cream lies.
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Date: 2003-02-03 03:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 03:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 03:30 pm (UTC)Kick me a donation. On Friday. After you get paid.
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Date: 2003-02-03 03:32 pm (UTC)(And I shoulda done some more earlier when you needed donations, too.)
Re: *evil grin*
Date: 2003-02-03 03:36 pm (UTC)Re: *evil grin*
Date: 2003-02-03 04:23 pm (UTC)ignore me
Date: 2003-02-03 04:46 pm (UTC)As time goes on, I have a greater and greater desire to shout "This world is corrupt!" every time I see an image of Il Palazzo. There was an Il Palazzo cosplayer at Ohayocon, and I had to resist shouting things at her. Not as much as I had to resist making comments to the guy dressed as Cloud Strife, but you get the idea.
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Date: 2003-02-03 04:48 pm (UTC)[slavering drooling Em]
:P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Date: 2003-02-03 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 04:55 pm (UTC)AUUUGH @,@
Date: 2003-02-04 06:03 am (UTC)DEAR GOD I'm going to have to keep
*shudder*