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[bzarcher]

Likely TMI. click at own risk.


This morning's report from my pants indicates it is -definently- spring.

*grumble* Why am I always horniest at the worst possible time?

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[defenestration.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I'm imagining a midget living in your pants, giving us up-to-the-minute coverage. Nothing pervy (there are boxers in my mind), but yeah. Still funny.

I'm a freak.

*cackle*

[windsinger.livejournal.com]

That was just too funny. :P

[ardaniel]

"And now, our coverage continues, with this report from Horny Dwarf, currently embedded with the First Erectile Legion in a location somewhere inside Matt's pants. Horny?"

"It's springtime. Definitely."

"...er, thank you. That was Horny Dwarf. Now back to your regularly-scheduled programming."

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

It never fails that some lj-cuts a TMI and I click on it. XD That's too funny. You should use that more often. 'The report from my pants indicates...'

[defenestration.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That's it exactly!

I don't know why it was a Horny Dwarf in my mind. Probably because a Horny Giant wouldn't fit.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*grins* The scary thing is that I admit to knowing all you people.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Pepito! Out of Matt's pants, now!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, god...not Pepito!!!