"And now, our coverage continues, with this report from Horny Dwarf, currently embedded with the First Erectile Legion in a location somewhere inside Matt's pants. Horny?"
"It's springtime. Definitely."
"...er, thank you. That was Horny Dwarf. Now back to your regularly-scheduled programming."
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Date: 2003-03-27 06:36 am (UTC)I'm imagining a midget living in your pants, giving us up-to-the-minute coverage. Nothing pervy (there are boxers in my mind), but yeah. Still funny.
I'm a freak.
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Date: 2003-03-27 09:17 am (UTC)"It's springtime. Definitely."
"...er, thank you. That was Horny Dwarf. Now back to your regularly-scheduled programming."
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Date: 2003-03-27 11:22 am (UTC)I don't know why it was a Horny Dwarf in my mind. Probably because a Horny Giant wouldn't fit.
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Date: 2003-03-27 12:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-28 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-28 05:42 am (UTC)*cackle*
Date: 2003-03-27 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
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