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Time to take over the world...

Your objective is simple: Become King
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a member of the BOD. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Elf?

Stage Two:

Next, you will seize control of May Crown. This will cause countless hordes of Mercenary Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Household, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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