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[bzarcher]

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I have had an epiphany.

After dealing with two faculty spouses, a staff member's spouse, and a retired faculty member about their inability to dial into the college today, it was like a light burning inside my mind. A clairon call of reason and knowledge.

The reason I always have owned a Brita filter here and refused to drink unless it was Brita'd, bottled, or canned is that the stupidity has seeped into the fucking water supply, and untreated ingestion would be a severe risk.

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[muttnik.livejournal.com]

It seems that in addition to stupidity, the water here causes pregnancy. At least half of the women at the Medical Center become pregnant after 3 years. Needless to say, I am NOT drinking the water.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps instead of drinking the water, you mean 'Macking those sexy new doctors'?

[muttnik.livejournal.com]

When you spot one, just let me know. So far the hottest thing in the whole MCD is our finance guy, and I find it hard to believe he has caused all of the pregnancy in our unit. ;) If he has, well, maybe babies aren't ALL bad.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should just ask him for some samples and references?

Mayhap a resume.

[muttnik.livejournal.com]

Too cute. :D You make my workday suck less.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Hey, someone should be enjoying it.

(Also ask for some Ex-girlfriend info. If they can give a solid cunnilingus evaluation, you're sold.)

[mephron]

You have gotten an electronic version of a small priestess who speaks to you about goodness and niceness and fluffy things?

Wow.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Eats batteries like crazy, but neato.