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[bzarcher]

Wooooooooo. I officially have $4 to my name. :D

But, hey, I'll live.

In other news, I really don't want to go to work this morning. Can someone write me a note?

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[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Dear Manager/HR Director

bzarcher cannot come into work today because he has stress-induced apathetic microcardial infarction, resulting in subdural hematomas and repetitive stress injury.

He should be better after the weekend.

Dr. Indigo, NKD.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Wow. Yes. That'll do.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

To whom it may concern.

BZArcher will not be at work today due to the fact that he's been pondering the purchase of buying a semi automatic weapon, and has been reading the book "Climbing Clocktowers for Dummies".

Thank you,
Dr. Landon

[mephron]

Dear Supervisor:

Matt cannot be at work today. He is suffering severe displacement anxiety, and to try to be in a third place would destroy his mind.

For medical reasons, we are attempting to arrange for him to be relocated to Chicago.

Regards,
Dr. Siko Babel,
Psychiatrist.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Okay, you get 2nd place behind Indigo.