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[bzarcher]

It has not been a good morning.

1) Burned hand while making oatmeal.
2) Slipped on ice going out of the door.
3) Realized while on the ground that I had shut the door and locked my keys inside.
4) Printer supply vendor sent us the wrong model rollers and we didn't find out till I was on site trying to fix a down unit.
5) User's machine won't take CD-R copy of Mac: Office 2001 to fix a problem she created...and the original seems to be missing.
6) The Wayans brothers are still considered funny.

I want a hug from Lisa.

Or a noose.

Comments

[mephron]

If it helps, I don't think the Wayans are funny.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

And thank god for that.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Stick your hand one the ice outside, melting it, steal keys from someone else, regardless of if they work for your place, cram the printer spool up the suppliers ass, throw the Mac out the window, realize that there's worse than the Wayan brothers (Atleast the movies are ok), and run off into the horizon towards Lisa.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Damon and Keenan - okay. The rest of the Wayans need to be locked up for the sake of all sanity.

And I know I'm not Lisa, but *hug*

How about a . . .

[illian.livejournal.com]

Shotgun?
Highly effective poison in office air?
Rabid xenomorph?

Re: How about a . . .

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Shotguns are my special friends.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Though I think even Damon really has gone downhill the past few years.

There can only be one response!

[illian.livejournal.com]

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