From the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over? Department.

[bzarcher]

Judge in Oklahoma taken to ethics violation/conduct committe and sued for using a penis extension pump on himself during at least two murder trials over which he was presiding.

WHY would this ever seem like a good idea?


JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."

Comments

[mephron]

Some men are big dicks.

Some just have aspirations.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[avylin.livejournal.com]

Needs less exhibitionism fetish.
Needs more punching in the face.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

We find this proposal acceptible.

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

It's Oklahoma. I don't know what you're expecting.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I'll start with not masturbating/tumesing yourself while handling a murder trial.

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

Oklahoma.

[gigerlicious.livejournal.com]

My Grandfather is from Oklahoma. Want to make something of it?

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

That depends on if you have a gun!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

And the wavin' wheat, sure smells sweet. But what's the point?

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

I base my entire knowledge of Oklahoma on a few guys who talk to me about the "real" Oklahoma woman, and how she stays at home, fetches beer and changes the channel for them when the football game is on. And doesn't complain. I'm not sure if that's a relic from the 50s, or the 1650s. Or just three guys who are really behind the times.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Trust me, these are not good examples.

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

Well then, that is good to hear.

[homie-c.livejournal.com]

Well, at least now you know why justice is said to be blind.

- Nick

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

And I suppose also hairy palmed.