Get. The. Fuck. Out.
Jul. 1st, 2004 04:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcherSo.
Remember that rather bitchy Executive Assistant from a few weeks ago who wanted me to violate the laws of time and space to fix an issue with a printer that wasn't even going to be used for another week?
She called a minute ago. Having a problem with her outlook. Which I am trying to troubleshoot despite being on a different version. She claims she's seeing something that is patently fucking impossible.
I try to get her IP address so that I can remote in and fix it. She won't tell me if she's using her machine, or her executive's. She won't give me the IP address, and when I try to explain that I need to do this so I can help her, she says,
"No, that's OK, that would take too long and I wanted this done quickly. I'll just hunt around and find it myself.", and she hung up.
I AM OFFERING TO CONNECT TO YOUR PC AND FIX THE PROBLEM FOR YOU IN WHAT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE 30 SECONDS, YOU SYPHILITIC CUNT.
I'd heard rumors that you earned your position on your knees, and quite frankly, your lack of intelligence compared to your position and constant act of self-importance certainly seems to be backing it up. Hope the bad breath and poor posture were worth it, you fucking moron.
Not to mention, if you're worried about time factor, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING AT 4:28PM? If you're likely leaving at 4:30, why not call when it will NOT be a huge issue?
You. Fucking. Moron.
Remember that rather bitchy Executive Assistant from a few weeks ago who wanted me to violate the laws of time and space to fix an issue with a printer that wasn't even going to be used for another week?
She called a minute ago. Having a problem with her outlook. Which I am trying to troubleshoot despite being on a different version. She claims she's seeing something that is patently fucking impossible.
I try to get her IP address so that I can remote in and fix it. She won't tell me if she's using her machine, or her executive's. She won't give me the IP address, and when I try to explain that I need to do this so I can help her, she says,
"No, that's OK, that would take too long and I wanted this done quickly. I'll just hunt around and find it myself.", and she hung up.
I AM OFFERING TO CONNECT TO YOUR PC AND FIX THE PROBLEM FOR YOU IN WHAT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE 30 SECONDS, YOU SYPHILITIC CUNT.
I'd heard rumors that you earned your position on your knees, and quite frankly, your lack of intelligence compared to your position and constant act of self-importance certainly seems to be backing it up. Hope the bad breath and poor posture were worth it, you fucking moron.
Not to mention, if you're worried about time factor, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING AT 4:28PM? If you're likely leaving at 4:30, why not call when it will NOT be a huge issue?
You. Fucking. Moron.
