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So.

Remember that rather bitchy Executive Assistant from a few weeks ago who wanted me to violate the laws of time and space to fix an issue with a printer that wasn't even going to be used for another week?

She called a minute ago. Having a problem with her outlook. Which I am trying to troubleshoot despite being on a different version. She claims she's seeing something that is patently fucking impossible.

I try to get her IP address so that I can remote in and fix it. She won't tell me if she's using her machine, or her executive's. She won't give me the IP address, and when I try to explain that I need to do this so I can help her, she says,

"No, that's OK, that would take too long and I wanted this done quickly. I'll just hunt around and find it myself.", and she hung up.

I AM OFFERING TO CONNECT TO YOUR PC AND FIX THE PROBLEM FOR YOU IN WHAT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE 30 SECONDS, YOU SYPHILITIC CUNT.

I'd heard rumors that you earned your position on your knees, and quite frankly, your lack of intelligence compared to your position and constant act of self-importance certainly seems to be backing it up. Hope the bad breath and poor posture were worth it, you fucking moron.

Not to mention, if you're worried about time factor, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING AT 4:28PM? If you're likely leaving at 4:30, why not call when it will NOT be a huge issue?

You. Fucking. Moron.

Date: 2004-07-01 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigerlicious.livejournal.com
Don't care for your work, do ya?

Date: 2004-07-01 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
I love the work, 90% of the time. I enjoy working with my co-workers.

I hate this particular person.

Date: 2004-07-01 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreath.livejournal.com
This is hilarious. Rant on.


-H

Date: 2004-07-01 01:42 pm (UTC)
mephron: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mephron
o/~ Change that pitch up
Smack my bitch up....

Date: 2004-07-01 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alathaniel.livejournal.com
I am at a loss for words.

Date: 2004-07-01 02:33 pm (UTC)
ardaniel: photo of Ard in her green hat (Default)
From: [personal profile] ardaniel
Question is...


...what was she trying to email out that she didn't want you to see, BZA?

Perhaps her manager ought to be notified that she's potentially committing security violations.

Date: 2004-07-01 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Actually, she was trying to make something synchronize from the laptop to the exchange server calendar. Which is still kinda interesting, ain't it?

*Looks at this personage and wonders why....*

Date: 2004-07-01 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skarlette.livejournal.com
Someone trying to fix their time card maybe??? Not that I know what the fuck I'm talking about here, but she seems the type to take three hour lunches to go shopping.

Date: 2004-07-02 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Let's just say that wouldn't surprise me, terribly much.

Date: 2004-07-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faire-damsel.livejournal.com
She Sounds Like Someone I'd Rather Avoid! :o(

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