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[bzarcher]

http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_127033.htm

170 calls in the past hour.

Find the man who wrote this so I can rip his throat out with my teeth.

Find the fool who let it onto our network so that I can tear their bones out and place them as a warning for those who would follow.

Find the idiots who keep calling after we've already given them detailed instructions on how to run VSE and scan them. I shall break their legs and tie them to crosses on the roads.

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[dania-audax.livejournal.com]

yes, well, that's only once enough misery has been achieved.

with the bat. and other nasty things.

'cause we're nice people.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

No, we won't.

And no, we aren't.

He will exist in pain, and only pain, until he dies un-naturally.

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

For good reference materials, look at the "Hellraiser" movies.

[dania-audax.livejournal.com]

well, I'm glad that's settled then.

*clears throat carefully*

*adjusts tie*

*backs away slowly*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Have a nice day.

Here's a cookie.

*A Cookie.*

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reminding me of the ending scene of "Flowers in the Attic"

EAT THE COOKIE!!!

EAT THE COOKIE!!!