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[bzarcher]

http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_127033.htm

170 calls in the past hour.

Find the man who wrote this so I can rip his throat out with my teeth.

Find the fool who let it onto our network so that I can tear their bones out and place them as a warning for those who would follow.

Find the idiots who keep calling after we've already given them detailed instructions on how to run VSE and scan them. I shall break their legs and tie them to crosses on the roads.

Comments

[tigerfox.livejournal.com]

You *do* have to give the coder some credit in the way it spoofs mailerdaemons/admin/support accounts. More likely way for people to open attachments.

On the other hand, why the heck do people open attachments if they aren't expecting any? :>

*snugs* Hope this clears up quickly for you. You could also log into CoH and beat up some unsuspecting idiots to vent the frustration. :)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

It's very clever. I still want him to pay.

Because people are fucking morons.

Only if I wasn't at work. I think they'd frown on me going after the Vahzilok Scourge from my desk when I'm supposed to be on the phone.

[tigerfox.livejournal.com]

...well, I was thinking CoH from home after work. You know, like shouting 'DIE BASTARD VIRAL CODERS' and take out a large chunk of the landscape in one go. :>

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Not a bad idea, but I have to do some errands tonight, including a new mattress.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

The author already has a round of .50AE JHP with their name on it. Be assured, this is only for putting them out of their misery once they are identified.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Why a quick death?

Shoot for the kneecap.

[mephron]

I was thinking glaser round to the midsection myself, but....

(mmm, little fragments of metal chunking through a man's oh-so-septic bowels. mmm, days of painful death from internal infection...)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

See? Better.

[gigerlicious.livejournal.com]

Peritonitis often leads to delusion. There's no conclusive proof stage E patients can even feel pain.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Who said I'd start by shooting them?

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

Yes, because we all know viral coders deserve a long round with the rusty nail-studded baseball bat first.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

You mentioned you were going to quickly put him out of his misery.

This is entirely the wrong tactic.

[dania-audax.livejournal.com]

yes, well, that's only once enough misery has been achieved.

with the bat. and other nasty things.

'cause we're nice people.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

No, we won't.

And no, we aren't.

He will exist in pain, and only pain, until he dies un-naturally.

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

For good reference materials, look at the "Hellraiser" movies.

[dania-audax.livejournal.com]

well, I'm glad that's settled then.

*clears throat carefully*

*adjusts tie*

*backs away slowly*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Have a nice day.

Here's a cookie.

*A Cookie.*

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reminding me of the ending scene of "Flowers in the Attic"

EAT THE COOKIE!!!

EAT THE COOKIE!!!

[remliel.livejournal.com]

Hang on, I need to break out my old soldering iron and crappy cheap solder to add in my 2 cents.

After all, nothing like bubbling supposedly-conductive lead-silver/something goo dripped on the flesh to make people know they screwed up.