Memes and rumination.

[bzarcher]

A guy and a girl are on a motorcycle.

Girl -- Slow down. Im scared.
Guy -- No this is fun.
Girl -- No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy -- Then tell me you love me.
Girl -- Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy -- Now give me a BIG hug.
-=Girl hugs him=-
Guy -- Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.


(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy had realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this...

That much was kipped from skarlette, though I can't imagine who she's talking about. (;))

Gives an interesting question, tho. Personally, I'd argue that even without brakes, there are ways to save both lives. And though no greater love has a man than to lay to his life for his comrades, I still say it's better for everyone to walk away...

Comments

[canemex.livejournal.com]

Really. Could he, like, not steer?

But yes. :D

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

Presumably the friction went too.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

mhm.

Oh, well. The sentiment's there, anyhow. If not good sense.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, presumably.

Though you'd think that if he had time to swap helmets, he had time to try bleeding his engine, cutting down on his tranny, etx.

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if the friction went the only way to stop would be impact. I mean, we're talking broad dissolution of physics here. Clearly the only thing he could do was crash into a tree to stop, as otherwise he would have gone forward infinitely.

Or, of course, they could BOTH FUCKING WEAR HELMETS.

[nobodysangeltbd.livejournal.com]

Mass junk like this isn't supposed to be literally translated. Its for all the people who want the touchey-feely lovey shit to let everyone and their second cousin know that they love EVERYONE!!!

Meh, I've gotten this too much. lol

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

True. But if they were both wearing helmets, the story gets pointless, doesn't it?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Well, at least now you got it deconstructed?

There's always some hope.

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

It's already a LJ meme. How much more downhill can it go?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's never really an end to the bottom of the barrel.

[litagemini.livejournal.com]

Healthy skeptics will watch the Glurge Gallery in the near future to see if this one is true or debunked. My bet, debunked.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, I fully expect the story itself is bullshit.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Or Downshift.

You can force a bike to downshift, it'll act like a brake. Destroy the engine, but what's 4000 bucks compared to, you know..death.

But the thought it cute.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

And another thing. If friction went, they're ass would fall right over. No talking or hugging thing. The wheels would slip right out from under. :p

[remotesensing.livejournal.com]

It's a motorcycle, there's little excuse for not walking away. Even without brakes, it's possible to scrub significant amounts of speed and still maintain control--- or for pete's sake, lay the bike down. You'll have major lacerations as you slide, but little risk of a head injury. Aim it right (ie: lay it down as you approach a turn) and you can have the bike skid ahead of you into soft material, and you'll stop well before the bike does.

[ardaniel]

Here, have more!

http://glurge.com/

(The technical term for this stuff is apparently "glurge." I rather like the suggestion of barely-suppressed retching from sweetness involved in that word.)

[wondergecko.livejournal.com]

See, and I thought this was a metaphor for pressuring people into unsafe sex.

But that just shows you where my mind is.

--Murky

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I think you just found a far more rewarding use for the meme, and I am tempted to edit.

[timroff.livejournal.com]

I encountered this a few weeks ago, and it was immediately debunked -- but for the life of me I can't remember where I saw the debunking.

[nobodysangeltbd.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god.....

[wondergecko.livejournal.com]

I WIN ON INTERNETS

--Murky