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A guy and a girl are on a motorcycle.

Girl -- Slow down. Im scared.
Guy -- No this is fun.
Girl -- No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy -- Then tell me you love me.
Girl -- Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy -- Now give me a BIG hug.
-=Girl hugs him=-
Guy -- Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.


(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy had realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this...


That much was kipped from [livejournal.com profile] skarlette, though I can't imagine who she's talking about. (;))

Gives an interesting question, tho. Personally, I'd argue that even without brakes, there are ways to save both lives. And though no greater love has a man than to lay to his life for his comrades, I still say it's better for everyone to walk away...

Date: 2005-01-18 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nobodysangeltbd.livejournal.com
Mass junk like this isn't supposed to be literally translated. Its for all the people who want the touchey-feely lovey shit to let everyone and their second cousin know that they love EVERYONE!!!

Meh, I've gotten this too much. lol

Date: 2005-01-18 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Well, at least now you got it deconstructed?

There's always some hope.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ardaniel
Here, have more!

http://glurge.com/

(The technical term for this stuff is apparently "glurge." I rather like the suggestion of barely-suppressed retching from sweetness involved in that word.)

Date: 2005-01-19 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nobodysangeltbd.livejournal.com
Oh dear god.....

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