Things I have learned today.

[bzarcher]

Apparently "Ship" no longer refers to a seagoing vessel, but instead is now a moniker for people the fangirls want to see having hot and sweaty mansex. not neccesarily mansex, but definently hot, sweaty, and with lots of hooting noises and jungle sounds sex. Thanks, Indigo.

Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?

Has Webster been informed?

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Because it's not universally true, smartass :)

It means any relationship. Het or gay.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I will modify my post appropriately. *bow*

[deza.livejournal.com]

I think Webster has been shipped himself at some point.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I can't look at this until I get home from work, yet I already feel a slow, creeping dread.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

A blank page! A reprieve!

[canemex.livejournal.com]

I always used to see it used in terms of 'shipper' or 'shipping', like 'worship' without the 'wor'. As in the sentence, "Hello, I am a YamatoxTaichi shipper."

Fangirls always mess everything up.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Fangirls always mess everything up.

And that's why we throw rocks at them.

[avylin.livejournal.com]

I think everything is ultimately synonymous with some form of fanboy/fangirl-inspired relationship/romance/mansex.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Next they're probably going to take "bagels."

[gearhead.livejournal.com]

NOOOO! Not bagels!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Stand up now! Stand up or lose it all!

[gigerlicious.livejournal.com]

What the fuck. Why didn't I get the memo that (BOATS = BUTTHOLE SEX)?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. Do we have to get on a mailing list?

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh, shippers. How you are the bane of my life. Then again, most fanfic writers are the bane of my life, right up there with stupid fangirls. And yaoi fangirls.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Have you considered a flamethrower?

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I have.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

That is somehow disturbing, despite the haze still lingering in my brain from today's plasma-scorched battleground of stupid algebraic errors.

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

You should know by now that, to fangirls, nothing is sacred.

Nothing.