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[bzarcher]

Intense amusement:

The Dispatch's review of Dukes of Hazzard is titled Hazzard full of cheese and crackers.

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[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

*laughs ... laughs some more ... continues laughing*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I am in total awe they let that be published as a headline.

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

I can't believe what I said earlier at Starbucks to wingedelf! They'd purchased all the drinks for our families, and I was enjoying another tasty green tea frap. with whippped cream. I get down to the lees in the cup, and start slurping the remaining whipped cream, but I said, "I'm gotten down to sucking cream."

To which wingedelf squeezed his eyes shut to keep from laughing, and sniggered behind his hand. Realizing what I'd said, we both started laughing uproariously, and he found it even funnier when I explained it was an unplanned double entendre. So I added, "... and it's only coming in spurts." There was no stopping the laughter then, and the children and his wife just stared at us not knowing what was said.