Well, isn't that amusing.

[bzarcher]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I gave xaxxa a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I set glitterkiss42's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I punched dr4b in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I helped gigerlicious hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-267 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, bzarcher

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Now, for the defense...

1) A good cast iron Dutch Oven is one of the best kitchen tools known to man. (In fact, I'd love one for my own kitchen, but I haven't seen a good one in the stores lately.)

2. The dog? Fucking asked for it. Don't stand next to the thermite and bark, kids.

3. You never yield to the cart with 395 items in it when all I'm buying is 2 tins of spices and some powdered sugar for Lisa to make cookies with.

4. dr4b is a Mariners fan, and is used to pain and suffering in her daily life as a result.

5. Helping a friend hide a body is a true sign of mutual respect and trust. Obviously this should be "Nice" points. Besides, the recently deceased was asking for it, too.

Moldy sandwhich? Please.

Comments

[dr4b]

Ow!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

See?

Though it's not your fault - they just need consistency in the lineup. Ichiro's the only solid hitter, and the pitching is trying, but it's just not quite there.

(Of course, what do I know? I grew up a Reds fan...)

[ardaniel]

That's, uh, not what they mean by Dutch oven. Kitchen implements are the furthest thing from their minds. :)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Shhhh. Santa doesn't have to know that.