Dear Sir.

If you claim to have been archiving (into a folder on the server that gets Exchange cleanup processes run on it every week where items older than 3 months are deleted, and the server SENDS YOU a helpful email mentioning this every time the cleanup runs) for two years, and only just bothered to look for those emails today, and noticed that there isn't much left in there?

You didn't actually need them very badly, so please do NOT raise your voice to me.

Onyx has a hard life.

Onyx has a hard life.
Originally uploaded by bzarcher

You can see how he suffers, can't you?