It seethes. It boils. It fulminates within me.

[bzarcher]

Halle Berry only agreed to star in the second X-Men sequel after studio bosses agreed to give her a bigger role in the forthcoming movie. The Oscar-winner was reluctant to reprise her role as Storm in X-Men 3 - but producer Lauren Shuler convinced her by boosting her character's involvement. Schuler says, "I love working with her. We would only write a huge role for her, so she's right in that respect. We would make sure that would happen." Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Famke Janssen are also expected to reprise their roles in film, set to begin shooting next year.
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I am GRIPPED with an urge. It seizes me deeply. It commands me.

It says I need to drive to California.

I must find Halle Berry.

And I must relase my pure, unending hatred for that little hack by unleashing a furious torrent of acidic, radioactive urine upon her from a height that I am absolutely SURE will kill her. She shall be destroyed by my stream of righteous fury! It shall surge up from the deepest core of me, and with it shall come vengance.

Comments

[avylin.livejournal.com]

One of my biggest fears when I was apping for Storm at UMM was that people would always think of her as Halle Berry. Blech.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[buschap.livejournal.com]

Does acidic, radioactive urine have a higher terminal velocity than a normal stream of urine? Seems it wouldn't go fast enough to kill.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Heavy Water, baby.

[spoonybardol.livejournal.com]

"Do you know what happens to a Halle Berry fanboy when he quotes that God awful line from X-Men 1? The same thing that happens to everyone else! *KER-PLODEY!*"


Dude.... that line sucks.

[canemex.livejournal.com]

Is that your mutant power? Radioactive pee?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd be different, anyhow.

[canemex.livejournal.com]

So it'd be like a different color, or what?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Purple.

[canemex.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Oh, god, yes!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

For this alone if you weren't all taken, I would so have jumped you.

You want a good Berry hate thread? Go look at trollprincess' lj. I almost don't need to post a rage hate thread on mine now.

Re: Oh, god, yes!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*Laughs!*

Wow. Totally exhausted from the first day of work and worse, yet I manage to do all this and satisfy a whole horde of women.

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

God, do I hate her. What's so special about her anyhow? I sure don't see anything special. She's not attracive and she has little to no acting skills. I could've been Storm and done a better job.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Well, she pretended to love Billy Bob Thornton. But by that logic, why doesn't Angelina Jolie have an Oscar?

Past that, I think it has something to do with blowjobs and her breasteses.

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

Damn it... Another cause to break out the trenchcoat. There just seem to be so many recently. At least this road trip now has something radioactive involved.

I always thought we needed something radioactive.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Radioactivity goes into Revenge like Hot Fudge goes into a thick and tasty milkshake.

[nachitor.livejournal.com]

CAPTIAN TRENCHKATNANA WILL HELP U WIHT TEH REVANJ AN PWN GAY NOOBVZ!!!!111oneoneone

[obliviousally.livejournal.com]

Captain TrenchKatana is so r0xx0rz. <3<3

[ladylysander.livejournal.com]

Y'know, at that point, I woulda said 'Fuck that', and found someone else to play Storm. Fans would have been pissed but--

.... Well, okay, fans might have cheered me on. n.n

Annnnyway, all I really care about in the X-Men movies since the plots became cheesy, yet cool at the same time, are the following things:

Badass Hugh Jackman Wolverine
Sex-ay Nekkied Romajin-Stamos Mystique
OHMYGODIWETMYSELF!!!oneonetwo Sex-ay SEX-ay Nightcrawler.

Jean Luc Picard as Prof. X still disturbs me, especially when I watch Reruns of TNG on Spike TV. But I luuuurve Gandalf as Magneto, baby! n.n n.n


God, I am SUCH a tool. o.o

[cair-anam.livejournal.com]

/bites off her tongue so she doesn't release a 4 page rant on the X-movies in general and Berry's lack of actting skills in particular

[nekoyaksa.livejournal.com]

Oh, go for it! I'm too tired today to do it myself . . .
:P

[blackpaladin.livejournal.com]

Do you guys remember what she said when she first got the part? "The only reason I got this part is because I'm one of a very very few successful back actresses currently working in Hollywood." Gods, I wish she'd turned down the part. Or better yet, had the offer retracted once she started spewing her shit.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

God, we only wish.

*Stares and begins to twitch*

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

No...not this again!! She is ruining the movies for me!! Why can't they cast an unknown? There are enough stars in the cast...or why not Iman...she'd be PERFECT!!

Re: *Stares and begins to twitch*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm. Yes, she would. Hell, at this point, I'd settle for Jada Pinkett, and she could be Ultimates Storm.

Re: *Stares and begins to twitch*

[nekoyaksa.livejournal.com]

Oh. Man. Iman would rock - even if it turns out she couldn't act, she could just stand there and be stoic and it would still be better.

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

Y'know . . out of each movie, hers is the acting that doesn't seem to fit quite right? Except in the scene with the senator, in the first one, I'm not really impressed with her.

[keeperofdreams.livejournal.com]

*summons a horde of hellhounds to have their violent way with Halle, then casually faxes Angela Basset an audition script for Storm* Hell, like Ally said a few replies ago, she could've been a better Storm. Even I could've been a better Storm! Even my naked, hairless rat would've been a better Storm! Bleah.

[ptika.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, I predict that Catwoman is going to bomb so badly that her career is going to lie Full Fathom Five by the end of the year.