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bzarcherNo, ma'am, I will not make promises that depend on data we are still waiting on the vendor for.
No, ma'am, I will not put my division behind the 8 ball.
No, ma'am, I will not guarantee anything that hinges on the arrival of this hardware when we do not have a hard ship date.
No, ma'am, I do not care that you are the admin for the VP sales. I will not make a promise that we may not be able to keep.
No, ma'am, I will not lie to you so that you can make your VP feel more important.
No, ma'am, I will not special order him a unit ahead of time for what is a evaluation pilot of this hardware. He's already one of only 10 people in a company of over 1600 that get to use these for the near future. He can wait for those 10 to arrive from the vendor.
No, ma'am, I will not lie to your VP to get you off the hook.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
NO!
No, ma'am, I will not put my division behind the 8 ball.
No, ma'am, I will not guarantee anything that hinges on the arrival of this hardware when we do not have a hard ship date.
No, ma'am, I do not care that you are the admin for the VP sales. I will not make a promise that we may not be able to keep.
No, ma'am, I will not lie to you so that you can make your VP feel more important.
No, ma'am, I will not special order him a unit ahead of time for what is a evaluation pilot of this hardware. He's already one of only 10 people in a company of over 1600 that get to use these for the near future. He can wait for those 10 to arrive from the vendor.
No, ma'am, I will not lie to your VP to get you off the hook.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
NO!
